Will Nigerians Miss Ex Ist Lady Patience Jonathan?

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Of course! For her grammatical notoriety, the Nigeria's Ex first Lady Dame Patience will be missed for the way she took off wrinkles from the faces of many Nigerians. A bad person they say has his or her useful days and those useful days were the hallmark of madam Patience's entertainment of Nigerians with her grammatical cuisine. Whenever anyone is in a bad mood, just remember few of these words and laugh of your sorrows. Dame loves fame. I will miss Jonathan ooo. Now that Buhari has won, will Buhari's wife make Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like First Lady Dame Faka Patience Jonathan did? This woman has increased the life span of an average Nigerian. Her husband ex President Goodluck Jonathan holds doctorate degree (Phd) in zoology but the wife is a mismatch and a social misfit.---Few examples of her "Award Winning Speeches" include: 1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT. 2- * My husband Jonathan and Sambo IS good people. 3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE. 4- * My fellow widows. 5- * My fellow womens. 6- * I travelled to Abroad to Rest in Peace. 7- * My husband is the best COUPLE on Earth. 8- * The Doctors are RESPONDING to treatment. 9- * For those who said I SPEECH bad English, I left them for God. 10- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on. 11- * Na only you waka come? 12- * Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! This blood we are "sharing" 13- * diaris god oooo... hmmmm diaris god. 14- * On behalf of N2million I donate my family. 15- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated? Lets repeat Goodluck Jonathan. 16- * Nyeson Wike is the younger brother of my husband. This man I have tasted him and he is very sweet. Support him. Please, support and honour Nigeria's outgoing First Lady (Dame Faka Patience Goodluck Jonathan) Don't laugh alone.

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